Oh shit!

I just succeeded in setting fire to my vacum cleaner... well not quite setting fire to... but my house is now filled with smoke and the lounge is effectively white, though I'm not sure you can see it there because the camera decided not to pick up the smoke...
But yeah, I was just hoovering away and the room started to smell a bit like burning fish. So I kept on hoovering and then it decided to start making noises like a landing aeroplane and then a load of smoke poured out from the bottom and now I'm trying to waft it all out before everyone gets back and stabs me.

Good luck with that because they should be home in about 5 minutes.

I'm screwed.

Have a fun life
Lex
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